Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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