did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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