he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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