she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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