Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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