Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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