Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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