Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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