Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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