I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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