"it" just moved
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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