Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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