he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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