I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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