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say what?
wanna hang out?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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