I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
be right there i have to get my cape
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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