I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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