Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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