Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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