Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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