Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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