Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
