Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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