He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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