ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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