Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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