Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.

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(863): View more from Florida

sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i live my life in a constant state of hangover.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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(732): View more from New Jersey

This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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(808): View more from Hawaii

some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday

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(714): View more from California

I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...

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