Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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