All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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