Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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