He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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