just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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