I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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