sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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