she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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