remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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