no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
where are you?
Hypothermia
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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