What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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