One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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