It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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