you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
