Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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