This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
why do cheetos always look like penises
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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