So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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