it wasn't lemon gatorade
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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