He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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