It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Two words: blizzard sex
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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