I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I deserve this hangover.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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