hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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