This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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